------------------------------------------------------- The quass / NOFX (?) waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh the quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass ------------------------------------------------------- Green corn / NOFX (Ribbed) sometimes i think of all the places where i don't wanna go then i think of all the things that i don't wanna do and when i think of all the people that i don't wanna meet i close my eyes and go to sleep tully, baby, you're trapped behind your golden bars i'm the prince of poverty hangin' out in bars your life's a mercedes, a mansion with a pool my life's on a bus stop just waiting for some fuel your obviousness disgusts me i see thru your macho lies i'll fight everything you stand for there's something in your purse baby, my head is getting sore maybe what we had was just green corn ------------------------------------------------------- The moron brothers / NOFX (Ribbed) talking about the moron bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes they're idiots, losers, they're scum taking advantage of everyone you're a dog, they're your fleas doing everything they can to spread disease they'll take your beer, they'll take your drugs leave with you microscopic bugs their company is something you won't miss when your icetrays are filled with piss they are the moron brothers don't get along with others they'll whine, they'll bitch, they'll fuck you if you're rich they'll leach, they'll latch, they are the itch you can't scratch do do do do do do do do da do do do do etc. they'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed tobasco's in your mouth, there's mustard up your nose when you head is shaved you'll think the worst has passed just try to move your leg they've put you in a cast they are the moron brothers don't get along with others they may not go down in history but they'll go down on your sister ------------------------------------------------------- Shower days / NOFX (Ribbed) in the morning i awake i feel my bladder about to break i scratch my balls i rub my eye just feeling lousy my girlfriend tells me that it's time to take a bath i say, "no, not today, it's only tuesday" once every 24 hours i'm supposed to take a shower that's not the way i do it do it do it personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind i don't want to do it do it do it it doesn't make a difference to me everyday i do the same old thing so why should i have to be clean? those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays also know as shower days i hate them. ------------------------------------------------------- Food, sex, and ewe / NOFX (Ribbed) i'd rather have a bottle in front of me i'd rather watch 10 hours of t.v. but since i can't i'll think of food i'll think of sex i'll think of music and i'll think of you i'd rather have a cold one by the sea i'd rather have you sitting on top o'me but since i'm here and you're so far away i'll read about zaphod beeblebrox as i pass the day, hey i'd rather not spend my whole night driving i'd rather not be on so much caffeine but since you're in bed and i'm sleeping on some floor i'll think of you and i'll wish that i was home ------------------------------------------------------- Just the flu / NOFX (Ribbed) looking back to the past, predictions of the end unseen ultra violet rays are beating on my head nuclear threat wanna bet will be our demise the day will come when we'll look to apocalyptic skies when the news has spread, that soon we'd all be dead well it just blew our minds no one could have guessed that our worst fears at best figments of our time so it seems that our dreams will never come to be how could such a stupid thing destroy humanity? a few weeks till extinction and there's nothing we can do a message sent to other worlds will say, "it was just the flu" there's no lesson to be learned there's no one left to learn it ------------------------------------------------------- El lay / NOFX (Ribbed) get out of my way, can't you see i'm from l.a.? yeah, i met slash, i've got a rose tattoo i bet i know way more people than you i just love this town, my girlfriend weighs 84 pounds met her at the cathouse where i get it for free she pays the rent while i watch t.v. when we go out tonight gotta get my hair just right tight black pants and blue suede shoes i'll get my picture in rock city news gotta get those flyers out, might meet a talent scout and he will talk contracts with my fame and fortune and mtv ------------------------------------------------------- New boobs / NOFX (Ribbed) something is lacking, i'm not attracting my boobs are not as big as i want them to be i want 36D i'm not receiving enuff affection gonna get me a silicon injection and fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams my social life is pathetic, i can't find a man what i need is cosmetic surgery be the best i can be proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption who needs to diet when liposuction is painless and quick, local anesthetic now my body is a model, a flawless perfection i most certainly will cause an erection wherever i go, but i still don't know the reason why i can't find a mate guys i meet ejaculate then leave through the door, i can't take anymore ------------------------------------------------------- Cheese / NOFX (Ribbed) it's been a long time now it's time to get your bubble burst things are bad enough in this world why do you have to make them worse? day after day, you just gotta get it ------------------------------------------------------- Where's my slice / NOFX (Ribbed) so sick and tired of your bitching and complaining so long you've been oppressed while others lives are gaining want reparations, you're needy and deserving can't understand why some are served while you're doing the serving anything but responsiblity where's my slice? i want more than equal rights i want everything for free! you waste your time concerned with what others are earning you want a revolution to start the tables turning a demonstration to make a better nation we'll spend all day protesting all the problems that we're facing anything but face reality where's my slice... your brilliant theory how the world owes you a living you'll take away from others, the things they should be giving they own the pie and you want your share whoever told you life was fair? you were dealt a hand - now play it where's my slice... ------------------------------------------------------- Together on the sand / NOFX (Ribbed) together on the sand, we walked hand in hand on the beachfront, she smiled at me as she tightly held my hand i had my finger up her... country music played on the radio so i turned it off and we walked down to the water, as she grabbed on to my honker a wave swept us away ------------------------------------------------------- Nowhere / NOFX (Ribbed) (written in july 1989) you can't believe things you see and read the soviet threat our pseudo enemy what's scaring me? our foreign policy to make the world safe for business call it democracy our human nature, it's all the same we spend our lives in the pursuit of hapiness so stop the hate, open the iron gate it's our destiny to make the cold war history you think i give a shit if you're a socialist if you're a capitalist we've all got to exist on this planet with nowhere to run the millions of brainwashed must open their eyes we are on with us over here and them over there barbed wire borders are going nowhere ------------------------------------------------------- Brain constipation / NOFX (Ribbed) somebody hear me, somebody listen to me am i alone in this world is there anyone listening? appease me, can't find a reason to be alienation, is taking over me i'm going away, can't go on any longer i really don't know why i just gotta die i never thought this was how it would end the body swinging, i see it over and over again vanian singing, can i ever listen to it again? a cry for attention was a cry never heard with no one listening, there was nothing to be heard nothing to be heard (can't stop obsessing all the alienation my head is bleedin frickin brain constipation) ------------------------------------------------------- Gonoherpasyphilaids / NOFX (Ribbed) sitting in a room waiting for some news sitting in a room with white knuckles not feeling so good i didn't do the things i should i said, "doc, tell me what's wrong with me" he had this expression he didn't know what to say "it seems that you've contracted a new strain." how could this happen to me? another victim another casualty from fucking casually, another casualty all the times i should have worn a jimmy hat all the times i said, "what the fuck, i don't look back, that's not for me." i wouldn't listen to reason now look at me ------------------------------------------------------- I don't want you around / NOFX (Ribbed) jenny, so many times i tried to get away but you kept following me all over town i'll display it, there's no way to say it i just don't want you i just don't want you around you follow me around it's really bringin me down i don't want you around when it was time to go i had nothing to say don't you look at me, don't you look at me that way "i love you!" oh, really? please go away what gave you the idea? get it out of your head you follow us around, we're not the grateful dead i wanted to be friends but you wanted more so, like i told you before, i don't want you around can't you see i don't want you around... ------------------------------------------------------- The malachi crunch / NOFX (Ribbed) did you get that rush, that feeling, adrenalin pumping through your veins? a lifeless body in the gutter, city streets are stained how do you rationalize, what do you see in your refelection? a kid just having fun, a soldiers bloodied boot impression one for all and all for one, especially when it's ten to one you don't care what you're doing, you know it sure is fun if it happened to your mother would you laugh so hard? well, that was someones son or brother that you kicked so hard this time you went to far what's the matter, don't you feel alright? do you feel remorse? or are the handcuffs on a little too tight? now that your friends are gone, you've got no defense, no protection 5 or 6 times a day you receive your hot beef injection i hope every time you're cornholed terror fills your mind the one emotion you have inspired one too many times. ------------------------------------------------------- The death of john smith / NOFX (The longest line) I've got respect from the community I've got my bridge game to look forward to I've got this chance, a golden opportunity As long as I keep doing what I'm supposed to You see my wife and kids, they depend on me To provide them with nothing but the best I feel it's my duty, my obligation to live up to the standards society suggusts So I'll keep on working for their benefit And I'll keep on drinking I'll keep on believing in my life Another year of slaving and smiling, buying and trading Living the life of a wealthy man But somehow I don't feel so rich inside But that doesn't make sense I just had a two week vacation As soon as I get this operation taken care of, I'll start enjoying the good things in life So I'll keep on working for the benefits And I'll keep on drinking I'll keep believing in my life When the pity spins your mind, Darkness fills your heart, And I won't be around When you're feeling all alone Then you'll know it's time, To go into the ground When the pity spins your mind, Darkness fills your heart, And I won't be around I've got my family, friends, and associates To stand by me as the threshold comes near Within their faces I see grave concern As I ask myself if their thoughts are sincere After all these years of being complacent What do I get? Tenderness, affection, a true sense of love? No! Just a pain through a body chalk full of regret I'll keep on believing my life still has value And I'll keep on laughing Why can't I stop laughing? I can't stop the laughing. ------------------------------------------------------- The longest line / NOFX (The longest line) In the darkest tunnel it's nice to see a light Not just a headlight Like the one that's heading right for me It would be nice if things could turn out right Turn out right yeah Don't think I'll ever see the day I must have done something wrong Or maybe pissed off god I think of Chinese food when I think of life That's sweet and sour My life is sweet as saccharine You know 3 week old milk and grapes are not Not the same, No I am the one Johnny Carcinogen I must have fucked with some witch In turn she cursed me, cursed my life At the end of the longest line That's where I will always be If you need to find me, just go to The end of the longest line But officer that was a yellow light The light was red, son Insubordination, reckless driving I must be wrong, this can't be right I don't belong, this world is much to dangerous For someone lacking luck, like me At the end of the longest line That's where I will always be If you need to find me, just go to The end of the longest line At the end of the longest line That's where I will always be At the end of the longest line ------------------------------------------------------- Stranded / NOFX (The longest line) She once told me not to listen Find the answers, intuition Follow no-one, trust your instincts Face the world, find out it stinks Don't come crying, Don't come crying Don't come cry to me I'm not your friend, I'm just your lover Don't put your faith, Don't put your faith in me You cut me up and rob me blind But now I'm fine She told me about the places I could never find She told me how to walk while by her side Don't be fooled by teardrops They're worth a thousand lies When I saw them running down her face I believed in her Stranded, Ah Ah Stranded, Ah Ah Hit me in the gut like a brick through a window Left me in the gutter like a wet news rag Sitting alone, thinking out the times we never had Cause you were my life She told me if and whether We'd spend the night together She made so many promises I believed in her ------------------------------------------------------- Remnants / NOFX (The longest line) Wasting your life on the sidewalk When you can be out on the street, dodging cars As they go by, the wind goes right through you Life on the edge of a razor Never knowing when you're to fall Sure as hell beats never gambling at all Life's too short to just barely exist Wide spread mediocracy Will suck you up, resist Another number on a list I don't want it, you can have it You can try, but you won't make me Feel the things you feel I'll take my chances, till I find a better deal I'll take my chances, along with all the rest The snail goes over the razor blade The suicide squad of lemmings parade To their kingdom, where they've made reservations I have no reservation I don't think my seat's been saved I'll take my chances, here, right ------------------------------------------------------- Kill all the white man / NOFX (The longest line) The white man call himself civilized Cause he know how to take over The white man come to pillage my village Now he tell me I have to bend over Oh yeah, kill all the white man No I don't like the white man up in me He rape my people as he rape my country Everything I love and cherish, he try to take away We will be rid of him, soon come the day Oh yeah, kill all the white man Oh yeah, kill all the white man Oh yeah, kill all the white man Oh yeah, kill all the white man ------------------------------------------------------- Fuck the kids / NOFX (Fuck the kids) FUCK THE KIDS! FUCK THE KIDS! FUCK THE KIDS! ------------------------------------------------------- I'm telling tim / NOFX (Fuck the kids) you better watch out you better not cry you better put out records d.i.y. cause its not what you done its what you been and if you fuck up.... i'm tellin tim. ------------------------------------------------------- Reagan sucks / NOFX (Fuck the kids) heard it first from reagan youth dead kennedys and d.i. too wanna burn the effigie from dri to mdc guess what nostalgia sucks but i miss songs about how reagan sucks we all shared the same enemy- from cfa to shattered faith ------------------------------------------------------- My parents smoked too much pot / NOFX (Fuck the kids) their always doin fry they try to get me high i felt the pressure but i never did they used to call me dude put drugs in my food, took my squirt gun and made it a bong, my sisters name is mary jane and mines bud. ------------------------------------------------------- Two on glue / NOFX (Fuck the kids) turn this place into a fuckin den! ------------------------------------------------------- Please stop fucking my mom! / NOFX (Fuck the kids) what the fuck are you doing dont you know right from wrong i didnt care you fucked my sister but please stop stickin it in my mom. humiliations over come me my other friends laughing at my predicament of huge proportions homie's eating out my mudders pie! ------------------------------------------------------- Murder the government / NOFX (Fuck the kids) i wanna see the constitution burn -------------------------------------------------------@#-------------------------------------------------------@#-------------------------------------------------------@#-------------------------------------------------------@#the white house overturn i wanna c some blue bloods blood bleed red i wanna tar and hang the kkk i wanna pull and shoot the nra i wanna pay the lobbyists to kill themselves! ------------------------------------------------------- Stranger than fishin / NOFX (Fuck the kids) i aint no musician some things are stranger than fishin -------------------------------------------------------@#-------------------------------------------------------@# (StEVe) 1:12 (m RCE 1982) wHAt GIvEs YOu thE RIgHt To TeLL oThERs wHaT tO dO?/yOU SIt In JUdGEmENt, yOU CAn't BE WRoNg,yOUr iNfaLLiBLe pOWER's UndENiabLY wROnG (ch.)yOU CAn KiLL Us In YOuR WArS/yOU CaN jAIl uS wItH YOuR LaWS/yOU Can TAkE aWAy OUr bODIEs bUt wE'll NeVEr FiT THe MOuLD/'caUsE YOu'll nEvER hA vE OUr mInDS aNd YOU'll NeVEr HavE OuR SOuLs yOU FiLL uS UP wItH LIeS, 'tIll oUR BRoTHeRs wE dE- spIsE/yOU lIvE BY fEaR, yOU LIvE BY haTe, tHe WaRs aRe COmINg aNd YOU CAn't WAit cHOruS ------------------------------------------------------- Eric melvin vs pcp / NOFX (Fuck the kids) eric melvin took pcp one night in hollywood. it was pretty funny. he kept saying 'help me' over and over again. then he started puking. that was cool. then he passed out. that was boring. oh well ------------------------------------------------------- Shut up already / NOFX (Liberal animation) 'affection not dissection' 'meat is murder' 'animals are for petting' oh shut up already I'm tired of you whining about poor little animals dying and the food they are supplying because if a big animal had the chance it wouldn't take another glance it would eat you up 'affection not dissection' 'meat is murder' 'animals are for petting' oh shut up already I don't want to listen and I'm tired of your bitchen about whats in my kitchen because if a big animal had the chance it wouldn't take another glance it will eat you up ------------------------------------------------------- Free dumb / NOFX (Liberal animation) dont even try to tell us what we can and cannot say. profanity's a tool that you cannot take away. is freedom of expression just a load of shit? just another farce in american politics. ------------------------------------------------------- Here comes the neighborhood / NOFX (Liberal animation) Ive got to get out of I've got to get out of this hood, Ive got to get out of this neighborhood Ive got to get out of it, got to get out Ive had enough, wont call their bluff I'm not going to live in fear racism lives on both sides so I'm gonna get the hell out of here 'do you want crack, do you need smack on the track do you want grass smoke hash you white trash' you better watch out, you better watch out you better watch out, watch out Ive had it up to here Im not gonna live in fear they're the ones who are racist not me why cant they just let me be ------------------------------------------------------- A200 club / NOFX (Liberal animation) why do I keep scratching scratching my balls I dont like this feeling I dont like it at all cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs I got those little fuckers biting and sucking my blood theres crab eggs in my bed there in the carpet too I'll go to the store buy A200 shampoo I got R.I.D. of them I got all of them they wont be back wait a second, what is this itching in my crack cause I got crabs, I got crabs I got crabs, I got those little fuckers biting and sucking my blood ------------------------------------------------------- Sloppy english / NOFX (Liberal animation) I play pool cause Im no fool I play pool cause Im cool I play pool after school I play pool all the time cue in my left hand, beer in right I shoot and drink all through the night that sloppy english does me just right I use that sloppy english all the time I hold my stick like I hold my dick hustling beers from wetto thats the trick I use that sloppy english all the time. ------------------------------------------------------- You put your chocolate in my peanut butter! / NOFX (Liberal animation) hey you, you have too much hair and we dont like what you wear and you have really bad breath so were gonna beat you to death because there is plenty of us and only one of you we've got plenty of reasons and here's just a few you put your chocolate in my peanut butter I was walking and you were in my way you looked at me without my permission and never even apologized you put your chocolate in my peanut butter thats good enough reason for me to bash you put your chocolate in my peanut butter thats good enough reason for me to smash no justice/theres just us/so trust us you put your chocolate in my peanut butter you put your chocolate in my peanut butter you put your chocolate in my peanut butter you put your chocolate in my peanut butter ------------------------------------------------------- Mister jones / NOFX (Liberal animation) my name is mister jones I get inside your bones I know just how to make you tweek you soon will be my freak because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties that bind you'll soon be begging on your knees you've got the disease I cant seem to live without you without you whats the 'point' I wasn't born with a silver burnt spoon mr. jones do I still have any choice? ------------------------------------------------------- Vegetarian mumbo jumbo / NOFX (Liberal animation) I dont want tofu Id rather have a mouthful of beef stew I dont want to be vegetarian why eat beans when you can have steak instead? I dont feel bad about eating something thats dead so why should I be sad for cows getting hit in the head? so I like eating fish tell me whats wrong with this how can you blame me for eating chicken of the sea? dont waste your breath yelling at me about animal rights and how they should be free its survival of the fittest and were winning I dont feel bad about eating something thats dead so why should I be sad for chickens being force fed so I like eating fish tell me whats wrong with this how can you blame me for eating chicken of the sea? ------------------------------------------------------- Beer bong / NOFX (Liberal animation) if I want some beer I dont want to hear about how I missed the show because I drink to slow so pass me the beer bong it wont take very long for me to put down this torpedo to the ground because drinking beer is to slow beer bong is the way to go to go to go dont drink to slow! ------------------------------------------------------- Piece / NOFX (Liberal animation) you fight for peace, but wheres the war what the fuck are doing this for you say disarment thats the key well thats not they way it looks to me you wear your leather jacket but you won't eat meat piece punk, get drunk, sake your hair go out, hang out, do you really care? there's no easy answers, complaining wont do shit if you want some changes, dont be a hypocrite fuck the system, thats what they say but they live by it everyday food stamps and welfare checks would you rather starve to death you wear a leather jacket but you wont eat meat piece punk, get drunk, sake your hair go out, hang out, do you really care dont you feel ridiculous now! half your wardrobe comes from a cow do you believe in anarchy? who are you really trying to be? ------------------------------------------------------- I live in a cake / NOFX (Liberal animation) I live in a cake the one that I make dont wanna hear about my mistakes this is the chance I take I live in a cake the one that I make try not to worry about whats at stake Im on the take ------------------------------------------------------- No problems / NOFX (Liberal animation) sitting by yourself again no friends are near you got a needle in one hand and in the other one a beer you cant cope with life you can even get up who's gonna help you? you've got to pick yourself up. but Ive got no problems Ive got no problems.... your minds so fuckin clouded you cant see through the hayes ------------------------------------------------------- On the rag / NOFX (Liberal animation) its that time of the month again, your bitching stop yelling at me I know youve got to plug yourself up but why take it out on me just leave me alone stop yelling at me leave me alone when its your time to bleed ------------------------------------------------------- Truck stop blues / NOFX (Liberal animation) a truck stop in kansas with nowhere to to many days without any shows 5 cups of coffee as I just sit and mold its 4 a.m. as I sip from my cup Its 5 a.m. the suns coming up my body has shifted to the touring mode trying to sleep in the van on the road I gotta find a place to call home Ive got the truck stop blues taking care of myself paying my dues living life day by day Ive got the truck stop blues dont think I'd have it any other way ------------------------------------------------------- Dig / NOFX (Punk in drublic) rationalize values it's so easy to succeed keeping your eyes on the prize excess camped outside liassez faire people understand me there don't talk to me we'll get along just fine blowin' out your mores henry ford tradition preys on idle minds left the emergency brake on too long underneath the city lies the ruins of mankind the excavation was a financial success with artifacts of gold the arrowheads went straight to the smithsonian the rest was melted down and sold substantial gains minimal losses are tolerable as long as the machine keeps running fine cannibals functioning on pheromones rational thought lost to instinctual ------------------------------------------------------- Don't call me white / NOFX (Punk in drublic) don't call me white, don't call me white don't call me white, don't call me white the connotations wearing my nerves thin could it be semantics generating the mess we're in? i understand that language breeds stereotype but what's the explanation for the malice, for the spite? don't call me white, don't call me white don't call me white, don't call me white i wasn't brought here, i was born circumsized, categorized, allegiance sworn does this mean i have to take such shit for being fair skinned? no! i ain't a part of no conspiracy, i'm just you're aver- age joe don't call me white, don't call me white don't call me white, don't call me white represents everything i hate the soap shoved in the mouth to clense the mind the vast majority of sheep a buttoned collar, starched and bleeched constricting the veins, the blood flow to the brain slows they're so fucking ordinary white don't call me white, don't call me white don't call me white, don't call me white oh, we're better off this way? oh, say what you're gonna say so go ahead and label me an asshole 'cause i can accept responsibility for what i've done but not for who i am don't call me white, don't call me white don't call me white, don't call me white ------------------------------------------------------- Leave it alone / NOFX (Punk in drublic) breath ever so soft we wouldn't wanna break the eggs as we walk never alone, catious, afraid i hear the voice of reason on the p.a. leave it alone, follow the grain we couldn't stop the irresistible force leave it the same, change with the leaves bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the old leave it alone da na na na na na na na da na na na na na na na da na na na na na na na da na na na na na na na breath, ever so slight we couldn't take away your god given right leave it alone, heel and stay roll over and shake and beg for the bone leave it alone da na na na na na na na da na na na na na na na da na na na na na na na da na na na na na na na ------------------------------------------------------- Linoleum / NOFX (Punk in drublic) possessions never meant anything to me i'm not crazy ('cause i've got none) well that's not true, i've got a bed and a guitar and a dog named bob who pisses on my floor that's right, i've got a floor so what, so what, so what, so what? i've got pockets full of kleenex and lint and holes where everything important to me just seems to fall right down my leg and on the floor my closest friend, linoleum linoleum supports my head, gives me something to believe that's me on the beachside combing the sand metal meter in my hand sporting a pocket full of change that's me on the street with a violin under my chin playing with a grin, singing gibberish that's me on the back of the bus that's me in the cell that's me inside your head that's me inside your head ------------------------------------------------------- A perfect government / NOFX (Punk in drublic) even if it's easy to be free what's your definition of freedom? and who the fuck are you, anyway? who the fuck are they? who the fuck am i to say? what the fuck is really going on? how did the cat get so fat? what does the family die? do you care why? 'cause there hasn't been a sign of anything gettin' better in the ghetto people's fed up but when they get up you point you're fuckin' finger you racist, you bigot but that's not the problem now is it? it's all about the money political power is talkin protecting the rich denying the poor yeah, they love to watch the war from the white house and i wonder how can the sleep at night? how can they sleep at night? how did the cat get so fat? how did the cat get so fat? how did the cat get so fat? how did the cat get so fat? ------------------------------------------------------- Dying degree / NOFX (Punk in drublic) dresser drawers are filled with pocket change coupons cut, cigarettes smoked down to the butt, is this what dreams are made of! adding up subtracting down you find yourself sucking the rind dying degree, graying amie final payment made -- had you forgot? the rightful owner of one deluxe cemetary plot paisley satin lined how appropoe what a better way to go dying degree, graying amie no more eating crumbs when my pension finally comes you kids won't eat mush anymore 'round me dying degree, graying amie ------------------------------------------------------- Fleas / NOFX (Punk in drublic) my father used to say you sleep with dogs the next day you'll wake in the bed scratching those inevitable fleas at ten years old you listen to what you're told but i never felt the itch i never would my mother had forbidden me to waste away my life i want you to have all the things i could never buy you so don't stop what i'd begun you're my one my only son follow what i say not what i've done follow what i say not what i've done shower, scrub, and shave cleanly boys don't misbehave follow what i say not what i've done ------------------------------------------------------- Jeff wears birkenstocks / NOFX (Punk in drublic) don't wanna chill, don't wanna sit don't wanna hear no hippy shit don't tell me i've closed my mind don't wanna groove, don't wanna dig don't wanna spend the day naked don't like my music country fried he's got a tye dyed rancid shirt he wears his birkenstocks to work is he a jerk? no! just confused jeff don't wear regular shoes he's got a tye dyed rancid shirt he wears his birkenstocks to work is he a jerk? no! just confused jeff don't wear regular shoes fat mike i gotta let you know it's not the tunes (groove), it's their live show and all the people you get to meet plenty of good vibes and decent drugs stinky people give you hugs walk around in your bare feet he's got a tye dyed rancid shirt he wears his birkenstocks to work is he a jerk? no! just confused jeff don't wear regular shoes he's got a tye dyed rancid shirt he wears his birkenstocks to work is he a jerk? no! just confused jeff don't wear regular shoes ------------------------------------------------------- Lori meyers / NOFX (Punk in drublic) lori meyers used to live upstairs our parents had been friends for years almost every afternoon we'd play forbidden games at nine years old there's no such thing as shame it wasn't recognition of her face, what brought me back was a familiar mark as it flashed across the screen. i bought some magazines, some video taped scenes incriminating act i felt that i could save her who are you to tell me how to live my life? you think i sell my body; i merely sell my time. i aint no cinderella, i aint waiting for no prince to save me in fact until now i was doin' just fine and on and on i know what degredation feels like i felt it on the floor at the factory where i worked long before, i took control now i answer to me the 50k i make this year will go anywhere i please where's the problem? ------------------------------------------------------- Punk guy ('cause he does punk things) / NOFX (Punk in drublic) crazier than gg, more pc than ian got colored teeth like johnny exudes a vicious disposition his hair sticks out like colins did, he jumps similar to springa, he points his middle finga not just he singer in the band voted biggest asshole and role model of the year got a face like charles bronson straight outta green bay wisconsin not just a singer in the band he'll puke on you, he'll fuck your mom, he'll smoke while huffing gas he was the punkest mother fucker i ever did see aw hell, he's even more punk than me he should've been on the cover he should've been on the cover he should've been on the cover of punk and disorderly volume ii ------------------------------------------------------- Reeko / NOFX (Punk in drublic) reeko, try to understand, it really is that bad it won't just go away, the party's over it's past two o' clock, so it's about time we stopped, cause i see the keg has been sucked dry the cisco was emptied into the aquarium where the fish all seem to play the ex lax lines the dog bowl the toilet's overflowed, we've had our fun so now there's nothing left to damage we got no place left to go mr. president please understand, it really is that bad it won't just go away, it's just beginning the ballots have been cast, we make like seaward rats leave this sinking ship, leave and not look back the things we never tried to disallow have come back to haunt us now with apple pie and chevrolet we've come to see the end, we all made this bed now we got nowhere to lay, dies and gentleman try to understand ------------------------------------------------------- Scavenger type / NOFX (Punk in drublic) gigin alone at the bottom of the hill our protagonist named bill sets his sights on an anchor steam pint all he needs is thirteen quarters congregated in his hat a crow, a scavenger type california redemption provides him with his rent room and board inside a fifth of comfort as the wind pentrates his bones his mind keeps focused tidal waves of sound catapulted form his horn wail like lovers the coins don't drop consistent as does the mercury his meter slows realizing a zenith he's reach perfection no one did see him die ------------------------------------------------------- The brews / NOFX (Punk in drublic) friday night we'll be drinkin manashevitz goin out to terrorize goyem stompin shagitz, screwin shicksas as long as we're home by saturday mornin cause hey we're the brews sportin anti swastika tattoos oi oi we're the boys orthodox, hesidic, o.g. ois orthopedic dr. martins good for waffle making, kickin through the shin reputation, gained through intimidation pacifism no longer tradition cause hey we're the brews sportin anti swastika tattoos oi oi we're the brews the fairfax ghetto boys skinheaded jews we got the might, psycho mashuganas we can't lose a fight, as we are the chosen ones chutspah, we battle then we feast we celebrate, we'll seperate our milkplates from our meat cause hey we're the brews sportin anti swastika tattoos oi oi we're the boys orthodox, hesidic, o.g. ois hey c'mon ya shmucks, one more time for herschel! cause hey we're the brews sportin anti swastika tattoos oi oi we're the brews the fairfax ghetto boys skinheaded jews cause hey we're the brews sportin anti swastika tattoos oi oi we're the brews the fairfax ghetto boys skinheaded jews dai-dai-anou.... ------------------------------------------------------- The cause / NOFX (Punk in drublic) it isn't for the money, no it isn't for the fun it's a plan, a scam, a diagram it's for the benefit of everyone you gotta have a little respect subterranean ideals traditional neglect relect on how you think it would make you feel the cause -- we're just doing it for the cause no it isn't for the fortune, it isn't for the fame it's a scheme, a dream, a barterine we want everyone to think the same because you know what you feel is right and you feel what you can't ignore and you try to hard to point the blame ashamed -- what do we do this for? the cause -- we're just doing it for the cause the cause -- we're just doing it for the cause the cause -- we're just doing it for the cause the cause -- we're just doing it for the cause ------------------------------------------------------- The happy guy / NOFX (Punk in drublic) he's just a man getting through life the best he can he's not a scientist, he programs a computer before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he receives pity from his family -- his friends say how could he turn his back on reason worshipping a god finding truth fear and mind control he's just a man trying to explain how he found the word of god could make his like seem less insane so he shares what he's read, what he understands, it makes sense to him, it makes perfect sense to him, in fact he's never seen so clearly turned his back on free will -- has he lost his mind? he'd rather kneel down than take charge of his life and he knows what people think, but it doesn't sway him he can read the writings on the wall 'cause he knows how people treat, how they treat each other a sacrifice to benefit the all don't try to judge him, his theologian ideals his hopes may be false but his happiness is real don't try to judge him, he's just a man ------------------------------------------------------- Day to daze / NOFX (S&M Airlines) trusted you at least I thought I could I tried to believe when you said I got a better job I can pay you back real soon. no! I don't do those drugs no more I know my luck has changed my lifestyle has rearranged I'm on my feet you'll never change your ways living from day to daze why don't you fade away I've heard all this before when you were sleeping on my floor you said only for a day but as those 3 weeks passed my patience didn't last nor my food ------------------------------------------------------- Five feet under / NOFX (S&M Airlines) 5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave would you look at him I think he's lost it I don't think that he can be saved he's got a downpayment on his tombstone he's not alone his whole life has been out on a limb. just look at him, watch him get smashed and race bikes so fast just don't laugh, what will it say on his epitaph here he lies may he rest in peace hung on to life by the skin of his teeth pushing his luck thru the bottle he drinks he's got a date with his maker and he doesn't want to be late and make no mistake he's a good friend so why might his life have to end, my friend I don't want to see you dead I don't want to see him dead! I don't want to see him dead! I don't want to see him dead! ------------------------------------------------------- Professional crastination / NOFX (S&M Airlines) can't u see how easy it becomes procrastinate, we're professionals get things done, you can't, to busy having fun we're professionals professional crastination it's a way of life if you've got lots of time put it off cause tomorrow sounds much better than today always late, not sometimes, occasionally consistantly, we're professionals professional crastination we're living in a procrasti-nation why can't we ever be on time? professional crastination it's a way of life if you've got lots of time professional crastination we're living in a procrasti-nation professional crastination ------------------------------------------------------- Vanilla sex / NOFX (S&M Airlines) don't ever take away from me my pornography we obviously don't agree on what's obscene I have the right to choose what I want to see and read don't try to take away from me my right to privacy what I do is no one's business but me so stay in your missionary position I hope that you get bored to death there's no way I'm going thru life having vanilla sex the government's trying to get in your bedroom you better lock your door and close your shades because there could be someone watching you today why do you try to make things illegal why do we have to be 21 are you afraid that people are having too much fun why do you care what I do in my bedroom why do you want to know how I screw it seems to me you've got nothing better to do. ------------------------------------------------------- S&m airlines / NOFX (S&M Airlines) I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out what was her intention she told me about a flight that was leaving tonight she could get me a seat and the price was right she tugged on my pants so I jumped at the chance I had no idea what was in store for me she welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my seat she tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss her feet she whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when I begged one things for sure I'll never fly s/m airlines again the stewerdess in leather came walking down the isle she put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile the pain was so bad I had tears in my eyes then I looked up and there were two gartered thighs her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick before I could do anything she slapped my dick so I followed her commands, my aim was to please I spent the rest of the flight on my knees the plane finally landed by the end of the night I had to get off of this torture flight I asked her to release me, then she bit my lip she said the ticket that you bought, it was round trip. I'll never fly s/m airlines again I'll never fly s/m airlines again I'll never fly s/m airlines again I'll never fly s/m airlines again ------------------------------------------------------- Drug free amerika / NOFX (S&M Airlines) we belive in a drug free amerika a drug free amerika for me that's the way we belive the way that it should be drug free amerika for me like in amsterdamn where drugs are bought and sold legally let's take it one step further and make them all for free drug free amerika for me say "nope to dope" when its not for free say "ugh to drugs" save your money don't listen to facts just sit back and relax and help make our country drug free ------------------------------------------------------- Life of riley / NOFX (S&M Airlines) I sit in my easy chair I've got so much time to spare cause I know in my future days I'll have my lionshare theres nothing I like better than getting something for nothing then some will tell you that you can't get nothing for free obviously they don't know me you can have your cake and eat it too and there's plenty of free lunch for you if you think you're getting cheated then you don't have a clue you don't know where you are, or what to do I live the lifestyle they speak of so highly I live the life...the life of riley ------------------------------------------------------- You drink, you drive, you spill / NOFX (S&M Airlines) I say don't drink and drive you might spill your drink before you get behind that wheel, just stop and think you can take your chances but there's so much to lose another bumpy road, there's so much wasted booze I'm not so worried about how many I kill I'm much more concerned with how much beer I spill i say don't drink and drive you might spill your drink before you get behind that wheel, just stop and think 35% of accidents are cause by pixilated the other 65% are not alcohol related what does this tell us about the drunk drivers they seem to have a better record than the sober team I'm not so worried about how many I kill I'm much more concerned with how much beer I spill i say don't drink and drive you might spill your drink... ------------------------------------------------------- Jaundiced eye / NOFX (S&M Airlines) black is beatiful, white is so pure can you see a difference? all I see's a blur is one color a virtue how can you be sure ignorance the disease education the cure so how can you say that your proud of your race proud of your gender or proud of your faith facism racism all starts out the same stop feeding the fire and smother the flame some people are smarter than others so dumb the reason behind this a cultural one and greatness isn't carried by blood so get off your high horse youre no better than us all seems infected that the infected spy as all looks yellow to the jaundiced eye you're the infected you can never deny you're arrogant, you're insolent, you're living a lie ------------------------------------------------------- August 8th / NOFX (Heavy petting zoo) (in case all you don't know, august 8th is the day the fatass junkie jerry garcia died. may it soon be a holiday) birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky august 8th is a beautiful day i see a bunch of hippies crying yeah august 8th is a beautiful day like waking up from a real bad dream suddenly everything is ok the storm has passed the sun is shining yeah august 8th is a beautiful day what's goin on what's goin on is something bummin your scene there's somethin wrong there's somethin wrong i'm not trying to be mean the air is sweet the summer flower's bloomin nowhere in sight is there anything grey feelings of joy are filling the street yeah august 8th is a beautiful day like waking up from a fucked up dream suddenly everything's looking good there's been no permanent damage done yeah august 8th came right when it should what's goin on what's goin on is something bummin your scene there's somethin wrong there's somethin wrong i'm not trying to be mean poor jeff poor little timmy turtle stayin home on such a beautiful day ------------------------------------------------------- Whatever didi wants / NOFX (Heavy petting zoo) i wouldn't walk 500 miles when i could fly coach but almost anything i wouldn't swim across the nile cause i could get a moebic disentary cause if theres anything you want i'll probably get it you tell me what you need i'll try not to forget it you need someone to blame i'll say i said it cause whatever didi wants she's gonna get it i wouldn't climb the highest mountain could get a blister, but almost anything i wouldn't throw coins in a fountain i might be needing to make a phone call it doesn't seem like you're a million miles away, no, but maybe one or two that doesn't mean, i never loved you me love you long time, when you're on top of me ------------------------------------------------------- Drop the world / NOFX (Heavy petting zoo) he won the race the judges concluded he was the betterman he'd come from victory a hesitation a one time show or place his self would not allow he had to be the best he had denied his urges cause they would of drained his strength that battle had been one with side effects a few hew may have dropped the world he could not let us down dana has gone away i hope she's in a better place she aced the test a grade above the rest of the class felt the curve a 93% was not enought to feed her fix she needs that perfect score the endorphin rush she liked it would opiate her she had denied all allegations of her lonliness that battle had been won with scars still under wraps she may have dropped the world she would not let us down endorphin rush she loved she may have dropped the world ------------------------------------------------------- Freedom like a shopping cart / NOFX (Heavy petting zoo) a christian an anarchist slash prostitute figures out the true meaning of freedom not freedom like america freedom like a shopping cart kick back no tense you got a bag of grub cost you about 50 cents no fear no fuckin feat malt liquor tastes much better on the street crustin, a way of life for heroines and heroes who hitchhike the road to eden not eden like the garden state, eden like the state of mind kick back cheap thrills you'll do anything for a laugh even if it kills you the bridge you took it out the ticket takers suddenly lost count sleeping under rays your teeth crumbling away say goodbye to all responsibility you never wanted it man wasting time whenever you get the chance which happens to be all the time kick back free meals a couple times a day you make a couple of shady deals no work no fuckin pay cardboard condominium by the bay you're between the red & black and you're never going back say goodbye to all responsiblity you never wanted it man ------------------------------------------------------- Hobophobic [scared of bums] / NOFX (Heavy petting zoo) hobo i'm hobophobic so what ah ah ah scared of bums not just because they stink bad not just because they're crackers from drinking too much lysol let them be just don't get fuckin near me scared of bums ah ah infested with microscopic bugs and endocrine systematic doo doo why don't they get a job let them be just don't get fuckin near me scared of bums ah ah ------------------------------------------------------- Release the hostages / NOFX (Heavy petting zoo) stop have a beer it's on me has anyone ever told you that you look like a (hollywood) star (oh you've) heard it said (many times before right here) at this bar i'm lame) so i drink cause it makes me happier than being alone my good friend (mr.) johnny walker (red) keeps me (my insides) warm as (like) a cunt seems like everybody's got something i have not, a reason not to die so i say death to mr. right cause that's not me (will never be me) yeah yeah yeah yeah seems like everybody's got something i have not, a reason not to die so i say death to mr. right cause that's not me (will never be me) yeah yeah yeah yeah ------------------------------------------------------- Hot dog in a hallway / NOFX (Heavy petting zoo) she'll have another piece of pie she'll have a double reuben rye she works hard at eating well that's why i love her she's got a couple of pony kegs her arms are bigger than my legs and when she holds me i can't breathe that's why i love her yeah i'm her butter she's my bread she's like a mobile waterbed and when i get on top of her i can't touch the mattress and when her flesh begins to sag she's like a human sleeping bag i feel so cozy safe and warm she's my insulation i alway know here she sat and when she's on me i get flat some broken ribs and a puntured lung that's why i love her she's my phillie i'm her stud her bean is bigger than my pud it's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale that's why i love her ------------------------------------------------------- What's the matter with kids today? / NOFX (Heavy petting zoo) there's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood they always listen to moms they disregard civil disobedience they'de rather do what they're told they don't drink or fuck or fight they stay home, and read, preparing/expand their minds there's something wrong with the kids in my cul-de-sac they're always goin to church they dress well and they're speaking articulate they show each other respect they're never late, don't smoke or break rules, they eat right, study hard they like school there's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood ------------------------------------------------------- Liza / NOFX (Heavy petting zoo) she's been around a couple years tasted 31 flavors there's only one she really hates that would be vanilla bean the blandest on to make her scream and that's what she likes to hear the most liza's been around the block she's currently a femme bitch top a giant step from old louise now she's the one who's on the prey she used to wear her hair short long determining her preference she didn't like that dynamic trading in her flannel shirts for six inch heels, latex skirts she even bought herself some bras miss terrence sellers akin she's got more power feminine she knows the power incites fear and it's that fear which makes her wet she's goin' to the tribe 8 show plenty of boychicks to choose from it's at the calyx of isis she'll find a bottom young + butch she'll tell her "i won't hurt you much unless of course you want me to" ------------------------------------------------------- Philthy phil philanthropist / NOFX (Heavy petting zoo) theres something wrong with mass consumption why do we want what we don't need alcohal burn it clean asphalt methamphetamin will make it seem alright, it's gonna make it seem alright living in the hunger underground some people say I got a problem with authority so what if I do man it beats relinquishing control philthy phil philanthropist you've taken when you should've give away philthy phil you gave to us, we cannot repay there's something grand about being nothing there's something lame about being grand alcohol squirtin gun dont want no holidays in the sun thats me not bein you, thats just me not bein you either part of the solution or the problem can there not be a middleground for just the anybody replace superman with joe ordinary philthy phil philanthropist you've taken when you should've give away philthy phil you gave to us, we cannot repay philthy phil philanthropist you've taken when you should've give away philthy phil you gave to us, we cannot repay ------------------------------------------------------- Bleeding heart disease / NOFX (Heavy petting zoo) how money polluted my mind dough- what our lives are lived for rae- just a crazy aussie me- the generation forges on fo- dder for corporations sew- wing our lives together la- such a nice place to get shot but dont forget the t it follows liber in the constitution following the part about pursuit of happiness the bi product of colonial precious metal mine extracts which brings us back to dough do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do today I saw a kid torture a cat too much leisure teenage norman rockwell paints it black! how- did the chain get started mo- re is what everyone wants ney- dy is what none of us are co- operation died last night rup- tured bleeding heart forsight me- I'm just a loo so dont expect the best you wont be disapointed when you take a bite and watch the worm crawl back inside. listen to the fairy tales of million dollar happiness, los angelistic lifestyles drinking chardonnay over a lobster salad brunch do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do the pursuit of million dollar happiness happiness was killed we watched it bleed, some say it died from hate some say from bleeding heart disease ------------------------------------------------------- Love story / NOFX (Heavy petting zoo) partly owned tuder house wooden white picket fence mother waits for father in a backless dress hardly used a diaphram put back into it's case a one way trip down memory lane as she awaits I dont wanna know cheat me I dont wanna know children play in the yard mother stares at a wall father says he's gonna be back late so dont wait up about a quarter to 3 father stares at a wall stained thicker than water who's gonna clean it up I dont wanna know cheat me I dont wanna know (------> last part of song real fast) partly owned tuder house wooden white picket fence mother waits for father in a backless dress hardly used a diaphram put back into it's case a one way trip down memory lane as she awaits I dont wanna know cheat me I dont wanna know ------------------------------------------------------- The black and white / NOFX (Heavy petting zoo) mr mcarthy killed the light he didn't wake his lovely wife he left the key inside the door. woke on the wrong side of the bed she cant remember what he said but she sure knew what he had done little choices in a, little town maybe a, little man is right to be afraid biblic moralization, identity frustration, confused man cannot follow his heart so he may be fucking her, but he's thinking about him catherine mckinnon does exist, she likes to call herself a feminist a crusader who fights the patriarch. but what she really hates is sex erotic images oppress, and debase women as a whole simple solutions created by black + white thinking. too bad the world not work that way catherine should be busy porkin, that dolt andrea dworkin I think they need a good hard fuck so she may be off her back now she needs to get off ours the little man sits all alone, his sexuality's been cut in stone he don't love her, she really don't care two victims of the black and white the black and white... ------------------------------------------------------- Bob / NOFX (White trash, two heebs and a bean) Fifteen years getting loaded Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded Now what's Bob gonna do now that he can't drink The Doc said, "What were you thinkin 'bout?" Bob said, "That's just the point, I wasn't thinking 'bout nothing Now I gotta do something else to pass the time." Had someone shave his head Got a new identity Sixty-two holed air cushioned boots And a girl who rides a scooter to take him out of town They could get away Riding around, as the trucks drive by You could hear the mother truckers go ... A couple of lines, an extra thermos of Joe He'll be kickin in heads at the punk rock show, yeah Bob's the kind of guy who knows just Bob's the kind of guy who knows just what to do When the Docter tells him to "Quit your drinkin, now's the time." Will he ever walk the line? Will he ever walk the line? To all my friends, I feel just great But will he ever walk the line? Kickin ass and bustin heads Red suspenders Once a day he shaves his head But will he ever walk the line? Shoo ba doo boo bop shoobedoo boo beep beep Bob ------------------------------------------------------- She's gone / NOFX (White trash, two heebs and a bean) A blackened wick is what remains The flame was blown out just recently Although the candle hadn't burned down to the stick It won't be lit again, the day won't be so bright We don't know what she may have been All we know is what she left behind An appartment cluttered with children's toys, Photos of good times In the bedroom, there's sheets on the windows There's a four poster bed for a reason There's a box on the floor full of secrets It won't be opened Here older boys and girls would play All inhibitions were left behind As the door would close, her face began to shine This was her finest hour, this was her finest time Now, she's gone, and it's not gonna be alright, not for me She's gone, but not forgotten, she's still here In all those years she touched so many lives Who's gonna watch the little girl she left behind? Carol Anne stands alone in the school yard All the other children have gone After waiting for hours, She can't understand why her mother left her In the darkness she sees definition In the silence, she hears something calling After nightmares, she lies in bed screaming But there's no reaction There's no one listening, there's no one Now, she's gone, and it's never gonna be alright not for me she's gone ------------------------------------------------------- I wanna be your baby / NOFX (White trash, two heebs and a bean) Open yourself, let me inside Open your arms, I have nowhere To go, so let me into you I need to be where nothing can hurt me Open your legs, so I can crawl Inside of you, I need to be Inside your womb, so take me home Inside of you, envelope me, I'm home I wanna be your baby Bringin' me down Bringin' me down Open your lips and take me in I need to be inside within Let me become a part of you Let me inside of you, swallow me whole I want to know the things you hide I want to feel the things you feel I want to breath the air you breath I want to live inside of you, take me Bringin' me down I wanna be your baby Let me live inside ------------------------------------------------------- Stickin' in my eye / NOFX (White trash, two heebs and a bean) When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I can't make out the words Saying things, saying things that I got something stickin in my eye Got something stickin in my eye Got something stickin in my eye I feel unusual from thinking About the underground decay, God help me Kill beneath the camera, watch the world begin to cry It's not from pity, it comes from What's been sticking in my eye Got something stickin in my eye ------------------------------------------------------- You're bleeding / NOFX (White trash, two heebs and a bean) You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing A bland reciprocation, but that doesn't bother me You're happier with lights on underneath a darkened sky Only in the spotlight can you tell me of your crimes I understand the situation, but I can't Seem to understand the motivations you once had I recall a message I once left behind a screen I was entranced, when you were never there for me You're draining, you're draining me, I'm not a tub Whatever happened to the girl I used to hold? I held in such a high regard Where is the girl who had it all? I used to think I wasn't worthy of your cause I used to feel so lucky Until the day I felt a weakness in my arms I knew from where it had been coming You're bleeding, you're bleeding me, I can recall The passions you once had, where did they go? I knew a girl who had it all I knew a girl where did she go? ------------------------------------------------------- Please play this song on the radio / NOFX (White trash, two heebs and a bean) We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long It's got back-up voc's in just the right places It's got a few oohs and aahs It takes a little pause Just before the second chorus Please play this song on the radio Almost every line is sung in time Almost every verse ends in a rhyme The only problem we had was writing Enough words Ooh ahh But that's okay, because the chorus is Coming up again now Please play this song on the radio Please play this song on the radio Please play this song on the radio Right about this time Some shithead will be drawin a fat fucking line Over the title on the back sleeve, What an asshole! So mr. dj, I hope you already made your segway Or the fcc is gonna take a shit right on your head Can't play this song on the radio Can't play this song on the radio Can't play this song on the radio Can't play this song on the radio ------------------------------------------------------- Soul / NOFX (White trash, two heebs and a bean) Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes rae bluish black There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt I stick my head out of the window, it's closed Instead of air, I get glass stuck into my head The city's sounding, and I can't seem to stop the pounding Can't keep my thoughts from flying 'round Can't keep my thoughts from flying 'round Not sure what I'm thinking about, I got soul doubt A shameless display, wearing a smile full of pain A frameless Erte, a painting without a signature She's waiting for someone to save her As I pass her by I see Cinderella She doesn't fit in the slipper Like she fits in a bottle of liquor There's no one to take her away Her eyes meet mine, she sees right through me The question is asked, Whatcha' gonna do for me? I don't want nothin', just a connection I gotta know what she's all about Cause I know she's been there - soul doubt Stick my head out of the window once again This time I see a thousand faces all too clear They wear the same expression, I've seen in my face So many times, I know exactly how they feel I know exactly how they feel I know just what they think about They've got soul doubt ------------------------------------------------------- Buggley eyes / NOFX (White trash, two heebs and a bean) Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke up with Bo Didley? Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke up with Bo Didley? You got so loaded, you thought that she Was the most beautifull girl that you ever did see Yeah, have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke up with Bo Didley? Woke up in the morning, to your surprise A couple melons in tube socks, and buggley eyes Yeah, have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke up with Bo Didley? ------------------------------------------------------- Johnny Appleseed / NOFX (White trash, two heebs and a bean) Through word of mouth let it be known The man who spends his life on a mission, he's legendary Travelling from coast to coast He's the contemporary Johnny Appleseed He's making sure his garden grows He'll plant a seed in every town he goes Fertilizing the countryside Couldn't stop him with insecticide Makin' sure that the garden grows, yeah, yeah, yeah He'll water the yard with the garden hose And you know he'll be plantin' his seed, yeah, yeah, yeah Groomin' the backyard, or whackin' a weed When diggin' holes, he'll be wearing a glove He go into the shed, get out a shovel, and he shove He'll plant the seed, makin' sure it's sown He go into the shed, and he start hoein' with the hoe, ho, ho, ho Makin' sure that the garden grow, yeah, yeah, yeah He'll water the yard with the garden hose Groomin' the backyard or whackin' a weed, yeah, yeah, yeah The contemporary Johnny Appleseed ------------------------------------------------------- Warm / NOFX (White trash, two heebs and a bean) One more time for Ho Jo, you know I can't wait Another wated line I'm sitting in the corner, I can feel the weight Of my head on top of my spine There's nothing to be scared of once you've Seen the light, reflecting through the screen A eudaemonistic life composed of tar and nicotine You know it, you know it, you know it 'Cause you've seen it, now you believe it You know it because it seems so real You know it because you've seen it, now you believe it You know it because it seems so real It seems so real, it seems so real, it seems so real Sit back and relax and do nothin', na na na na You'll laugh, then you'll cry, then feel nothin', na na na na Implanted images of morality Images f life, they seem so real One more time for Ho Jo, what does it mean? I'm not sure I know, while looking for somebody Deep inside a dream, my sunshine turns to snow Now it's blowin' inside, I don't feel the cold Yet I'm frozen to my seat My eyes have seen the truth And still my mind admits defeat ------------------------------------------------------- Liza and Louise / NOFX (White trash, two heebs and a bean) Liza's had enough of men She says, she won't get burned again She says, they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend, the shmuck Shared with her a nice disease Kept her passive, on her knees 'Till one day she took his car And drove it to the city Liza had out down a few When she met this girl called Lou Who convinced her to go home with her She said, "My name's Louise Now will you take your clothes off please? I want to take you to the moon and back So get on your back." With a flick of the tongue She made her scream She made her laugh She made her dance She was happy for the first time And you know she wanted more Now with her legs spread wider She needed to have Louise inside her She aid, "I'll never forget the first time You kissed me, now I want you to fist me." Louise didn't need a second invitation She knew just what to do She knew just what to do Liza had cum a few times before But she had never even seen the door Into the world of pleasures of the flesh She felt just like 16 And her life before now was a dream Or even a nightmare thats over and done Just like warm healing rays Shining from the sun They make her beam They make her laugh They make her dance She was happy for the first time And you know she wanted more You know she wanted more... ------------------------------------------------------- The bag / NOFX (White trash, two heebs and a bean) Endless evenings of non-exist Are getting shorter, monotonous Like an intruder, I belong outside Although I find myself right back The same place I was before Saying things I'd say once more There's no reason for me to be here, no I feel so lonesome, surrouded by friends Who are talking about me, saying things I could care less about This dialogue is without Worth, content, significance Conversational ambivalence Hear the same things every night It just ain't right I'm not the one to hold the bag Give me something I can sink my teeth into Show me a time, tell me a story That I haven't heard a million times before I pass out from boredom As I watch the people pass I see moments in their lives, nothing fascinating Are we all living for the past, never realizing We're clinging to an empty bag Lacking content, significance Conversational ambivalence Say the same thing every night It just ain't right We'll see who's left holding the bag