------------------------------------------------------- Obey the cowgod / Green jelly (Cereal killer) Are you ready To obey The cowgod ? We live in a country We can't @seem@ to meet Obey the cowgod We live in a country Where there is no, there's no Burger Kings Obey the cowgod We live in a country Where there is no, there's no Mac Donalds Obey the cowgod Ah Dopey dopey dopey dopey I'm a cow And I'm gonna roam through your village And I'm gonna eat all of your food But you don't care Because I'm a, I'm a sacred cow Obey the cowgod We live in a country Where there is no, there's no @beef king ...@ Obey the cowgod We live in a country Where there is no, there's no beef by-products Obey the cowgod You, on your knees You, get on your knees Where's that two boneheads Get on your knees Hands behind your heads And on your knees You, on your knees you, get on your knees I said on your knees Get on your knees And pray To the cowgod Eat my burger, for it is my flesh And drink my milk, for it is my blood Obey ------------------------------------------------------- Three little pigs / Green jelly (Cereal killer) Why don't you sit right back And I, I may tell you a tale A tale of three little pigs and a BIG BAD WOLF Well the first little piggie well he was kind of hicky Spend most of his day just a dreamin' of the city And then one day he bought a guitar He moved to Hollywood to become a star Living on the farm he knew nothing of the city Built his house out of straw what a pitty Then one day, jammin' on some cords Along came the wolf, knockin' on his door Little pig, little pig, let me in Not for the hair on my chinny ch.. chin Little pig, little pig, let me in Not for the hair on my chinny ch.. chin Well I'm huffin' I'm puffin' I'll blow your house in Huffin' puffin' blow your house in Huffin' puffin' blow your house in Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in Well the second little piggy well he was kind of st... Spend most of his day just a gun just smokin' Huffin' and a puffin' down on Venice beach Getting paid money for religious speach Built his shelter from what he garbage-picked Mostly made of old cans and sticks Then one day he was cranking on at marly Along came the wolf on his big bad Harley Little pig, little pig, let me in Not for the hair on my chinny ch.. chin Little pig, little pig, let me in Not for the hair on my chinny ch.. chin Well I'm huffin' I'm puffin' I'll blow your house in Huffin' puffin' blow your house in Huffin' puffin' blow your house in Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in Well the third little piggy the grade A student His daddy was a rockstar named Big Nuched Earned his masters degree from Harvard college Built his house from his architect-knowledge A tri-level mansion, Hollywood hills Daddy's rockstared 'em paid for the bills Then one day came the old house-smasher The big bad wolf, the little piggy slasher Little pig, little pig, let me in Not for the hair on my chinny ch.. chin Little pig, little pig, let me in Not for the hair on my chinny ch.. chin Well I'm huffin' I'm puffin' I'll blow your house in Huffin' puffin' blow your house in Huffin' puffin' blow your house in Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in Well the big bad wolf well he huffed and he puffed all that he could @@ the little piggy's house stood It's made out of concrete the little piggy shouted The wolf just growled as he powded So they called 911 as any piggy would They send out RAMBO, just as fast as they could 'Yo, Wolfface, I'm your worst nightmare. Your ass is mine.' Well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see And that's the end of the story, for you and me You still gotta listen, you just may Here the big wolf the little piggy's say Little pig, little pig, let me in Not for the hair on my chinny ch.. chin Little pig, little pig, let me in Not for the hair on my chinny ch.. chin Well I'm huffin' I'm puffin' I'll blow your house in Huffin' puffin' blow your house in Huffin' puffin' blow your house in Huffin' puffin' blow your house in Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in And the moral of this story is : That men with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet-show ------------------------------------------------------- Anarchy in the U.K. / Green jelly (Cereal killer) Anarchy, in Bedrock, twitch, twitch 1 2 3 4 Right now hahahahahahahaha I am an antichrist I am an anarchist Know what I want but know how to get it Wanna destroy mister Flight 'cause I wanna be Franklin Stone Anarchy in Bedrock Stop in some time and meet Betty and Wilma Try some flicked upside down @urrubble-bubble-cake@ Or just try Rudy, Pebbles I wanna be Franklin Stone In Bedrock it's the only way @'o me@ Many ways to get what you want I use ministry I use party rubbles I use anarchy 'cause I wanna be Franklin Stone Yaba daba dooo ! Is this the U.S. the A Is this Hollywood Is this Bedrock I thought it was Hollyrock I wanna be Franklin Stone I wanna be Franklin Stone And I wanna be Franklin Stone Wiiiiiilmaaaaaa ------------------------------------------------------- Misadventures of shitman / Green jelly (Cereal killer) What is that smell ? Walking through the plant today Scoppin' up before it get's away It's po-po, po-po Something smelling pretty right Coming from that sewer-pipe It's po-po, po-po You know everybody knows Pigs can smell it with their nose It's po-po, po-po I've got po-po on my shoe I've got po-po on my shoe It's po-po, po-po But first, you've got to You've got to You've got to got to got to got to got to got to got to got to Shitman Love me love me Love me love me Love me love me Love me love me Shitman Don't give me no give me no give me no give me no give me no give me no give me no give me no Shitman Come on come on Come on come on Come on come on Come on come on Shit You've got po-po